Welcome to the January issue of The Little Egypt Gazette, and Happy New Year to one and all.
Flash (1/21/97): Thanks to Marco Pusterla, the following paragraph no longer
applies. You may now click on
the party menu above.
First an apology. We fully intended for the above menu to be an interactive document, easily
transporting you to the listed revels at the click of a mouse. Regrettably, our irascible sysop,
Golem, informs me that last-minute negotiations with our internet provider, Shifty.net, have
broken down. The machinations that would have allowed such magic require access to some
arcane hardware realm known as a "cgi-bin," and the folks at Shifty demand a stiff cash penalty
for this increased level of service. The shoestring that masquerades as our budget hardly allows
such extravagances, and so we offer you the following navigational metaphor instead. Simply
click on the party activity of your choice, close your eyes and inhale deeply, and we will take you where
your heart desires. It's another special issue, and we think you will enjoy the festivities.
Dick Clark is in position in Times Square, and the countdown has begun. Have fun as you: