If you were to tell folks you had just spent an evening gambling, carrying your cup of quarters
from Bally's to Circus Circus to Harrah's to the Lady Luck, chances are they would assume you
were in Las Vegas. For those of us in Little Egypt, there is now an alternative scenario, a mere
three hours' drive down Interstate 55, to Tunica County, Mississippi. Specifically, Tunica is 15
minutes south of Memphis, just over the state line, where the area also boasts at least eight other
major casino/hotels with more on the way. With Stan Allen having noted last month that Brett
Daniels has signed a 13-year contract with Tunica's Goldstrike Hotel & Casino, I thought it
might be worth a look.
Although Las Vegas regulars will find similarities between Nevada resorts and this Mississippi
upstart -- some of the casino names are the same, after all -- they will also find significant
differences.
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The crowds are smaller. My family and I arrived on a Friday evening and were surprised to see
so many unpopulated slot machines. Although Tunica has Memphis to draw on for drop-in
gamblers, it hardly has anything to compare with Las Vegas's weekend influx from California.
- The casinos are smaller, at least for now. When we first took our son to Circus Circus in Las
Vegas, nearly 20 years ago, he was four and entranced by the multi-story display of circus acts,
including, incredibly, a guy who got into a fist fight with a kangaroo. (It would be difficult to
find such an act in Las Vegas today, I realize.) The Tunica Circus Circus sports a circus decor,
but is primarily just a building that houses slot machines and a buffet. The overall architectural
scheme in Tunica seems to be to get your casino and buffet in place first and to build hotel
rooms and other amenities later.
- The staff is friendlier. The hairstyles and accents are local, and virtually everyone is new at his
job. The blackjack dealers don't have the hard, slick look that some of the Las Vegas dealers
have acquired from decades of working in the pits, and the older gentlemen greeting you at the
door are closer to the fellows who greet you at Wal-mart than to the wiseguy doormen you
sometimes encounter in Sin City. (Perhaps the staff is friendlier because the employees are so
happy to be working. One unsubstantiated story, from a runner friend who frequents Memphis,
is that pre-casino Tunica County held the second lowest per capita income in the U.S., beaten
out only by a county in Hawaii that harbors a leper colony.)
- The slots are looser, and such advantageous play as single deck blackjack is readily available.
This is a highly subjective assertion, based on the advertised payback rates and on a couple of
hours of playing. My theory is that the area is still trying hard to build a base of happy gamblers,
and this is a smart time to be playing there.
- The casinos are too far apart. This was the strangest thing we encountered. Tunica County itself
is flat farm land; you can see virtually forever in any direction. But instead of finding the hotels
lining up along a strip, a la Las Vegas, or huddling together as on Fremont Street, there were
single casinos miles from the others, and small island clusters of three or so casinos together. It
could take up to 10 minutes to drive to the next oasis of neon to resume play. I phoned one of
the hotels and asked about this. Part of the answer is that it had to do with which farmers were
willing to part with their land when the offers were made. But the more interesting part had to
do with something else entirely -- water.
- If you've done any serious gambling outside Nevada or Atlantic City, chances are you did it on a
river boat. Using logic that completely flabbergasts me, state legislators are willing to condone
gambling only if it transpires on water. (Does water negate sin? Could you have sex with your
neighbor's wife and then say to your own, "That's OK, honey, we did it in her pool."?) The
Mississippi legislators are no different, and so each of the dozen major casinos in the area claims
to be floating. In other words, the farmers got around the problem by simply flooding their bean
fields. Circus Circus had a more interesting solution: it is surrounded by a moat. Again, when I
phoned and asked about this water situation, I was told in all seriousness that the casino at which
I had played the night before, by parking my car in the lot and walking into the building, was
floating. This created the situation in some cases that the casino and the hotel were quite
separate buildings. Only in America. (I realize this is an April Fool's issue, but I can't make this
stuff up.)
- Entertainment is on a smaller scale, with no big marquees yet. Most of the entertainers I've
heard of playing Tunica have been either country western singers or rock bands of a bygone era.
Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings had played there recently. April entertainment is scheduled
to include country stars Ty Herndon, Lacy J. Dalton, and the Oak Ridge Boys, along with pop
artists The Grass Roots, Gary Puckett, and Bowser's Rock and Roll All-stars. The Sheraton
advertised The Comedy Zone, but no huge names in April, and I could find no magic acts -- yet. (Nor could I find
any fighting kangaroos.)
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